OFFICIAL get to know your guildegins

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1. what is your name?
ecklebert and/or anon.

2. i am a(n) (a) man (b) woman (c) other [please specify]
(b)/(c) [angry toilet]

3. what is your hair colour?
strawberry blonde

4. how do you take your coffee? [please utilize n/a as appropriate]
straight (black no sugar)

5. in your opinion, what was mankind’s greatest invention/discovery?
fire

6. if your skin was made of anything, what texture would you choose and why?
pyjama, for snuggles

7. what is your favourite scent?
burning wood

8. are you a procrastinator?
**NOTE TO SELF** answer this question later

9. what is your most irrational fear?
clowns

10. what colour/pattern of socks are you currently wearing?
pink/black hound’s tooth

11. in a typical day, on average how many times do you think you check the time?
5-10

12. please complete this sentence: yesterday old mrs. robinson tripped over her ______.
moose

13. what is your favourite flavor of dog food?
liver pate

14. list one thing that you love, then one thing that you hate.
the ocean; feet

15. if you were given the opportunity to name a new paint chip (colour shade), what would it be? [if not descriptively obvious please indicate the colour you have chosen to name]
stranger parking [puce]

16. what is your ideal shape?
pear

17. which fictional character/currently deceased persons would you choose to spend the day with? [for obscure names please include WHO THEY ARE]
sirius black

18. are rainbows nice?
just thinking about them makes me want to cry

19. what percentage of your body is currently water?
60

20. please indicate the first word that comes to your mind with each prompt:
(a) circle
bazaar

(b) lawn bowling
grass

(c) ribbon
flutter

(d) godzilla
monkey

21. which do you use more, google or facebook?
google

22. use one word to describe life.
yeah

23. would you rather be deaf or blind?
blind

24. kljfs 46906 lkg45k;d05 ?


25. do you acknowledge the AngryToilet as your chief and ruler?
unconditionally

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thank you for taking the time to share yourself with Mwashi

have a nice day <3

1. What is your name?
No one knows my name

2. I am a(n) (a) man (b) woman (c) other [please specify]
I don't feel comfortable answering

3. What is your hair color?
Black

4. How do you take your coffee? [please utilize n/a as appropriate]
I like tea

5. In your opinion, what was mankind’s greatest invention/discovery?
Technology sucks

6. If your skin was made of anything, what texture would you choose and why?
Pls

7. What is your favorite scent?
Cookies

8. Are you a procrastinator?
I'm a master procraster

9. What is your most irrational fear?
Sometimes when I walk down the stairs to my garage at night, it gets all dark and then I run back up cause I just know something or someone like Mushy is gonna grab me from behind and drag me back into the garage.

10. What color/pattern of socks are you currently wearing?
I'm not wearing socks

11. In a typical day, on average how many times do you think you check the time?
Hard to say, I check it really often

12. Please complete this sentence: Yesterday, old Mrs. Robinson tripped over her ______.
Lunchbox

13. What is your favorite flavor of dog food?
Pls

14. List one thing that you love, then one thing that you hate.
Cats, mean people

15. If you were given the opportunity to name a new paint chip (color shade), what would it be? [if not descriptively obvious please indicate the color you have chosen to name]
Angry Toilet (unfortunately I cannot indicate the color because it is unable to be comprehended)

16. What is your ideal shape?
A blob, like my cat when she's sleeping on my bed and somehow taking up half the space.
Or like dangos.

17. Which fictional character/currently deceased persons would you choose to spend the day with? [for obscure names please include WHO THEY ARE]
Pls I'm a loner I don't like anyone

18. Are rainbows nice?


19. What percentage of your body is currently water?
90%

20. Please indicate the first word that comes to your mind with each prompt:
(a) Circle
Blob

(b) Lawn bowling
Slip n' Slide (so I guess first word is slip?)

(c) Ribbon
Teehee

(d) Godzilla
Gojira

21. Which do you use more, google or facebook?
Facebook

22. Use one word to describe life.
Sheep

23. Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf

24. kljfs 46906 lkg45k;d05 ?
fdaf ada gegjdfh wwwww

25. Do you acknowledge the AngryToilet as your chief and ruler?
Pls, superflush and we all die

1. what is your name?
Jason or JaaSOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN, or other variations of things that don't make sense

2. i am a(n) (a) man (b) woman (c) other [please specify]
(a) Yeah don't question it

3. what is your hair colour?
Uhhhhh, I'm Asian? (and I've never contaminated my hair with any sort of chemicals)

4. how do you take your coffee? [please utilize n/a as appropriate]
Uhhhhh the occasional frappacino?

5. in your opinion, what was mankind’s greatest invention/discovery?
ANYTHING WITH FOOD, CHOCOLATE IS EVEN BETTER WHEN THE DAY GUILT-FREE FOOD COMES OUT I'LL DIE, METAPHORICALLY OF COURSE 'CUZ I'D WANT SOME OF THAT.

6. if your skin was made of anything, what texture would you choose and why?
Uhhhhh skin pls

7. what is your favourite scent?
Those cool hand sanitizers from Bath and Body Works

8. are you a procrastinator?
Um, what else would I be doing now?

9. what is your most irrational fear?
Sharp things

10. what colour/pattern of socks are you currently wearing?
You wear socks inside? o______o

11. in a typical day, on average how many times do you think you check the time?
A lot

12. please complete this sentence: yesterday old mrs. robinson tripped over her ______.
nothing -- Bingo conspiracy

13. what is your favourite flavor of dog food?
I was gonna say "There are different flavors for hot dogs?" until I re-read it. Pls. Ridic.

14. list one thing that you love, then one thing that you hate.
Food, time (it always seems to run out too quickly)

15. if you were given the opportunity to name a new paint chip (colour shade), what would it be? [if not descriptively obvious please indicate the colour you have chosen to name]
Jason -- 'cuz my being would totally be described in the sexiest color ever made

16. what is your ideal shape?
Ummm I don't know what this is implying. Food?

17. which fictional character/currently deceased persons would you choose to spend the day with? [for obscure names please include WHO THEY ARE]
Sheldon, that is if spending time means observing ofc

18. are rainbows nice?
I saw a double rainbow on the way to L.A.

19. what percentage of your body is currently water?
Am I supposed to know this? o____o

20. please indicate the first word that comes to your mind with each prompt:
(a) circle
Snowball

(b) lawn bowling
LAWN bowling? o____o

(c) ribbon
red

(d) godzilla
Monster
21. which do you use more, google or facebook?
I'd say they're both approaching infinity if we were to connect this to math somehow, so both.

22. use one word to describe life.
Food

23. would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf, I'm already partly so

24. kljfs 46906 lkg45k;d05 ?
asdfjkl;ghghasdfjkl;ghghzxcvm,./bnbnzxcvm,/.bnbnqweruioptytyqweurioptyty

25. do you acknowledge the AngryToilet as your chief and ruler?
... That was Morse code for "yea" not the stereotypical ellipse ofc

1. what is your name?
honey (abi)

2. i am a(n) (a) man (b) woman (c) other [please specify]
beautiful woman

3. what is your hair colour?
pure gold (black)

4. how do you take your coffee? [please utilize n/a as appropriate]
DARK with 2 splendas

5. in your opinion, what was mankind’s greatest invention/discovery?
the torch

6. if your skin was made of anything, what texture would you choose and why?
Massage oil, self explanitory

7. what is your favourite scent?
jasmine, lily, my husband’s gross laundry detergent

8. are you a procrastinator?
no

9. what is your most irrational fear?
aging

10. what colour/pattern of socks are you currently wearing?
pls, no suffocating feet

11. in a typical day, on average how many times do you think you check the time?
bout 20 times

12. please complete this sentence: yesterday old mrs. robinson tripped over her ______.
stockings

13. what is your favourite flavor of dog food?
the most divine

14. list one thing that you love, then one thing that you hate.
myself; soaking bulk beans

15. if you were given the opportunity to name a new paint chip (colour shade), what would it be? colours that don’t exist

16. what is your ideal shape?
twig

17. which fictional character/currently deceased persons would you choose to spend the day with? [for obscure names please include WHO THEY ARE]
AW HELL GURL YOU KNOW WHO. JIM FUCKING MORRISON & SYD BARRETT (except he’s still here.. i know he’s here.) ROCK & ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

18. are rainbows nice?
no

19. what percentage of your body is currently water?
80%

20. please indicate the first word that comes to your mind with each prompt:
(a) circle
ireggular

(b) lawn bowling
rich men, viagra, cash $$$

(c) ribbon
lather

(d) godzilla
arrested development

21. which do you use more, google or facebook?
google

22. use one word to describe life.
beautiful

23. would you rather be deaf or blind?
neither, but a’deaf cos i don’t think i can manage not looking at myself in the mirror

24. kljfs 46906 lkg45k;d05 absolutely.


25. do you acknowledge the AngryToilet as your chief and ruler?
if angrytoilet is responsible for my beauty, then yes

1. What is your name?
Kevin

2. I am a(n) (a) man (b) woman (c) other [please specify]
Man (That's not me in my picture >_> That's sexy Nicole Jung from Kara <333)

3. What is your hair color?
Dark Brown.

4. How do you take your coffee? [please utilize n/a as appropriate]
Tea is good. Coffee is okay, I prefer it on the sweeter side.

5. In your opinion, what was mankind’s greatest invention/discovery?
Electricity.

6. If your skin was made of anything, what texture would you choose and why?
Sandpapery. Just because that would make intercourse sooo sexy.

7. What is your favorite scent?
Uh, don't have one.

8. Are you a procrastinator?
Kind of. Not harcore.

9. What is your most irrational fear?
Uh, idk. My imagination. >_>

10. What color/pattern of socks are you currently wearing?
Just normal white Nike socks.

11. In a typical day, on average how many times do you think you check the time?
Probably 10+.

12. Please complete this sentence: Yesterday, old Mrs. Robinson tripped over her ______.
Yesterday, old Mrs. Robinson tripped over her virginity that she dropped when she was at Mwashi's house.

13. What is your favorite flavor of dog food?
Never tried.

14. List one thing that you love, then one thing that you hate.
I love Nicole Jung/Kara, I hate society. <-I'm not a crazy gunner who randomly shoots people. I can elaborate if you get scared of me for whatever reason. LOL

15. If you were given the opportunity to name a new paint chip (color shade), what would it be?
l_4Z0R Bl_ l_l 3.

16. What is your ideal shape?
Not sure.

17. Which fictional character/currently deceased persons would you choose to spend the day with? [for obscure names please include WHO THEY ARE]
Teresa of the Faint Smile from Claymore.

18. Are rainbows nice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

19. What percentage of your body is currently water?
100%, I've been drinking water like mad cause I'm a bit sick.

20. Please indicate the first word that comes to your mind with each prompt:
(a) Circle
Geometry.

(b) Lawn bowling
Pins

(c) Ribbon
Pig.

(d) Godzilla
Green.

21. Which do you use more, google or facebook?
Facebook

22. Use one word to describe life.
Lame.

23. Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf

24. kljfs 46906 lkg45k;d05 ?
asdfkl;kasjg;dssdsdsdsdsdszzzzzzzzzzzzzz

25. Do you acknowledge the AngryToilet as your chief and ruler?
YES, ALL HAYL ANGRYTOILET AS CHEEF ROOLUR. I GO ON NEES AND SMAK HED ON GRUND.

1. what is your name?
Chris/ Aqu

2. i am a(n) (a) man (b) woman (c) other [please specify]
(a)...at least I'm pretty sure I am....

3. what is your hair colour?
midnight black

4. how do you take your coffee? [please utilize n/a as appropriate]
I prefer Tea ( Green/ Earl Grey/ Rose)

5. in your opinion, what was mankind’s greatest invention/discovery?
Language

6. if your skin was made of anything, what texture would you choose and why?
silk

7. what is your favourite scent?
freshly dried (washed) laundry

8. are you a procrastinator?
....yup

9. what is your most irrational fear?
elevators

10. what colour/pattern of socks are you currently wearing?
none

11. in a typical day, on average how many times do you think you check the time?
too many times too count

12. please complete this sentence: yesterday old mrs. robinson tripped over her ______.
lawnmower

13. what is your favourite flavor of dog food?
none

14. list one thing that you love, then one thing that you hate.
the sky/ the feeling of nails on a chalkboard

15. if you were given the opportunity to name a new paint chip (colour shade), what would it be? [if not descriptively obvious please indicate the colour you have chosen to name]
vibrant eye assault ( royal blue internet version)

16. what is your ideal shape?
trapazoid

17. which fictional character/currently deceased persons would you choose to spend the day with? [for obscure names please include WHO THEY ARE]
Ancaladar (black dragon from obsidian flame trilogy)

18. are rainbows nice?
SNAKES

19. what percentage of your body is currently water?
80

20. please indicate the first word that comes to your mind with each prompt:
(a) circle
square

(b) lawn bowling
drunk

(c) ribbon
noose

(d) godzilla
gorilla-whale

21. which do you use more, google or facebook?
all of the above

22. use one word to describe life.
life

23. would you rather be deaf or blind?
deaf

24. kljfs 46906 lkg45k;d05 ?
asdfqwerty

25. do you acknowledge the AngryToilet as your chief and ruler?
Of course, If not Angry Toilet who else is worthy of such a position.

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1. what is your name?
brav

2. i am a(n) (a) man (b) woman (c) other [please specify]
brav

3. what is your hair colour?
black, like whoooa black.

4. how do you take your coffee? [please utilize n/a as appropriate]
like i take my women.

5. in your opinion, what was mankind’s greatest invention/discovery?
food

6. if your skin was made of anything, what texture would you choose and why?
yah i have nothing for this question.

7. what is your favourite scent?
freshy cut grass/pine

8. are you a procrastinator?
isn't everyone?

9. what is your most irrational fear?
i fear nothing! (clowns are creepy though) actually i guess i hate bees/wasps/hornets/spiders, but that's it.

10. what colour/pattern of socks are you currently wearing?
they're nekkid atm

11. in a typical day, on average how many times do you think you check the time?
like twice?

12. please complete this sentence: yesterday old mrs. robinson tripped over her ______.
futon

13. what is your favourite flavor of dog food?
ew canadia spelling. i cant even concentrate. D:

14. list one thing that you love, then one thing that you hate.
foooood; hate

15. if you were given the opportunity to name a new paint chip (colour shade), what would it be? [if not descriptively obvious please indicate the colour you have chosen to name]
green

16. what is your ideal shape?
eh?

17. which fictional character/currently deceased persons would you choose to spend the day with? [for obscure names please include WHO THEY ARE]
nobody

18. are rainbows nice?
i guess

19. what percentage of your body is currently water?
100

20. please indicate the first word that comes to your mind with each prompt:
(a) circle
man

(b) lawn bowling
dart

(c) ribbon
present
(d) godzilla
bad

21. which do you use more, google or facebook?
google

22. use one word to describe life.
happening

23. would you rather be deaf or blind?
can't i just be a bit of both? no? Then bind.

24. kljfs 46906 lkg45k;d05 ?
indeed

25. do you acknowledge the AngryToilet as your chief and ruler?
nevar

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1. what is your name?
Thomas

2. i am a(n) (a) man (b) woman (c) other [please specify]
(a) Man

3. what is your hair color?
brown

4. how do you take your coffee? [please utilize n/a as appropriate]
hate coffee

5. in your opinion, what was mankind’s greatest invention/discovery?
gonna have to say fire

6. if your skin was made of anything, what texture would you choose and why?
unbreakable needles, KILLER HUGS!!!

7. what is your favourite scent?
tie between gasoline and microwaved hawaiian rolls.

8. are you a procrastinator?
bwah?

9. what is your most irrational fear?
hmm...clows or swimming in the ocean.

10. what colour/pattern of socks are you currently wearing?
no socks

11. in a typical day, on average how many times do you think you check the time?
uhhh....3, maybe 5 times?

12. please complete this sentence: yesterday old mrs. robinson tripped over her ______.
schnitzel

13. what is your favourite flavor of dog food?
ew...dog food...

14. list one thing that you love, then one thing that you hate.
lasagna, brother

15. if you were given the opportunity to name a new paint chip (colour shade), what would it be? [if not descriptively obvious please indicate the colour you have chosen to name]
baby puke green

16. what is your ideal shape?
what the hell kinda question is that?

17. which fictional character/currently deceased persons would you choose to spend the day with? [for obscure names please include WHO THEY ARE]
Taokaka (blazblue series)

18. are rainbows nice?
reminds me of a tornado... -.-

19. what percentage of your body is currently water?
didn't pay attention in science class to remember this one...

20. please indicate the first word that comes to your mind with each prompt:
(a) circle
pie

(b) lawn bowling
bowling ball

(c) ribbon
tie

(d) godzilla
RAWR!!

21. which do you use more, google or facebook?
google

22. use one word to describe life.
eat

23. would you rather be deaf or blind?
deaf

24. kljfs 46906 lkg45k;d05 ?
AHUJIWHSNFGEJRGNIOASWEOJI!JEHG*#$(I^TJ! F(#@ @R(U(@UR*#W

25. do you acknowledge the AngryToilet as your chief and ruler?
Of course. *bows before AngryToilet*

1. what is your name?
miss nobody
i am a (b) woman
3. what is your hair colour?
blonde

4. how do you take your coffee?
i don't drink coffee...

5. in your opinion, what was mankind’s greatest invention/discovery?
the computer

6. if your skin was made of anything, what texture would you choose and why?
hmmm..... silk, couse its soo smooth.

7. what is your favourite scent?
a wet forest

8. are you a procrastinator?


9. what is your most irrational fear?
that i almost dosn't fear anything...

10. what colour/pattern of socks are you currently wearing?
white

11. in a typical day, on average how many times do you think you check the time?
0-3
12. please complete this sentence: yesterday old mrs. robinson tripped over her ______.
sandwitch

13. what is your favourite flavor of dog food?
dog food?
14. list one thing that you love, then one thing that you hate.
d.gray-man, burned food

15. if you were given the opportunity to name a new paint chip (colour shade), what would it be? [if not descriptively obvious please indicate the colour you have chosen to name]
spooky white? xD

16. what is your ideal shape?
pear

17. which fictional character/currently deceased persons would you choose to spend the day with?
Allan Walker
18. are rainbows nice?
they are nice as hell

19. what percentage of your body is currently water?
10 %
20. please indicate the first word that comes to your mind with each prompt:
(a) circle
plaza

(b) lawn bowling
back yard

(c) ribbon
butterfly

(d) godzilla
a gun

21. which do you use more, google or facebook?
facebook

22. use one word to describe life.
crazy

23. would you rather be deaf or blind?
death

24. kljfs 46906 lkg45k;d05 ?


25. do you acknowledge the AngryToilet as your chief and ruler?
im new on this site so i have no idea...

thank you for taking the time to share yourself with Mwashi

have a nice day <3