STUFPID HAIRY CHICK

i HATE STUPID UGLY ARROGANT STUPID UGLY ARROGANT STUPID UGLY FAT HAIR WEIRDO CHICK AT MY SCHOOL

SO A COUPLE DAYS AGO I WOS LIKE YOU KNOW TAKING NOTES IN YOU KNOW FUXING SOCIOLOGY CLASS N WOS LIKE KNITTING N THIS STUPID ARROGANT HAIRY CHICK WOS LIKE O YOU KNOW I KNITTED ALL SUMMER YA, I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO AND I KNITTED OVER 10 SCARFS THIS WINTER BREAK FOR GIFTS!! WE SHULD HAVE A KNITTING GROUP TOGETHER

N TODAY SHE CAME IN WITH THESE RLY OBNOXIOUS HOT PINK 3$ KNITTING NEEDLES N COULDN'T EVEN GET THROUGH CASTING SRSLY WTFUXXXXX (for you ppls it's like, the first row....) I H8 PPL. LIEK Y DO YOU HAVE TO LIE TO IMPRESS ME

Y DO PPL DO THIS

BTW SHE IS HAIRY (liek back and chest cos she wso wearing rly low cut tshirt n i saw her chest n it had liek peach fuz but rly visbale cos she is native n her hairs and blax)

ok

RE: knitting

so i wos looking for patterns for a beret i'm gonna makes & i came across this..





http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/seamless-willie-warmer
(comes with pattern for you ppls interested in knitting

AHAHAHAHA ARE YOU GUYS TURNED ON??? idk wot my bf would say if i gave that to him.. i tink he'll disown me..

abi says:
*that is a penis warming, WHY ARE YOU TURNED ON??
*warmer***
Henry says:
*IT LOOKED PRETTY
abi says:
*IT'S SUPPOSE TO MAKE YOU GAG FFS
Henry says:
*it was all shiny and white
*..okay honestly
*I thought it was a hat
*why the hell do you find the weirdest things abi
abi says:
*...
*are you serious
*how do you not know what a penis and balls look like
Henry says:
*it just looked like a hat with a tail
abi says:
*................................................................
*WHO HAS THAT SMALL OF A HEAD
*WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

there are times when i could see this coming in handy. I'd love to own one, just to say that i have one.


Your posts are always good, abi <3

wow so perfect.

and henrylol

LOL PENIS WARMER!? LOL ABI, HOW THE FUX DO YOU FIND THESE.